  Brrr, its cold outside. Well for the last half hour ive been outside. Why you ask? it is because i got locked out of my house. Yes its funny, so ill tell you the story to make it even more funny. I just got back from school and my mum was about to leave to pick up my brother from his guitar lesson. So i wanted to see if there was any good movies on tonight on TV. But i forgot to get the newspaper in the morning, so i went outside with my shorts and a short sleeve shirt. As i was getting the newspaper i heard a loud BANG And the door was closed. FUCK!!!!!! . It was cold, and it was gettin' dark. Its a good thing my mum came back in about 30 minutes. If i stayed outside for another minute my dick would fallen off o.O God how i hate cold weather. 
