  I'm pretty sure the woman at Heav'nly Donuts substituted my requested Splenda with one of those other lesser quality sweeteners today. This is the same woman who makes up her own prices for everything, so you never pay the same amount twice for your coffee. She's always the friendliest one at the counter, she calls everyone 'honey,' and remembers your order from day to day, so you always feel a little bit special when you get to order from her. Then you walk back to your office and you realize she just charged you $10.32 for a medium coffee and an english muffin. But what disturbs me most is how someone can be so callous about switching sweeteners! Coffee is a very personal experience, and when you ask for Splenda you expect Splenda goddamnit! Let this be a warning to you donut lady...I've got my eye on you! 
