  So I didn't mention in my blog last night that I actually went shopping yesterday evening. nbsp;
 I had these $ 10 off jeans offers from American Eagle that expired today,  so I figured I should make good use of them.
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 For a girl,  I really don't shop very often,  especially for pants because I'm just at that height where the petites are too short but the regulars are too long and it gets very frustrating.
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 Normally,  if I find something I like,  I just buy it in about every color it comes in,  so I don't have to go shopping again for a long time.  Anyway,  I was getting particularly frustrated yesterday evening because American Eagle is one of those stores that doesn't understand that not every girl wants her jeans so low that her butt- crack is peeking out to say hello.
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 American Eagle is also one of these stores that has entered into conspiracy to change all the sizes of their clothes without telling anyone,
 or me in particular.  I didn't change size. it must be the label's wrong. yeah,  that's it.
 Anyway,
 so I pick up several pairs of jeans and cords and merrily head to the changing room.
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 A few minutes later,  the more than cheerful boy who works there is changing all my 2's for 4's.
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 Nice one.
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 He says to me 'You're so tiny! '&
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I'm like hmmm. yeah,
 what happened to my 2's?  &
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 Anyway,
 he practically bangs the door down to check and make sure I'm liking everything.
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 I'm just getting more and more frustrated.
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 I find the perfect pair of khaki's but the petites are like capris and the regulars are dragging on the floor even with my big shoes on.
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 He says things to me like 'I will get you in a pair of jeans tonight.
'&
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 I'm thinking I'd rather get you out of yours .
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 Ha.
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 Then I tell him how shopping is so frustrating,  and he says 'Shopping is my sport.
'&
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 Yup,  gay.
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 Anyway,
 he did manage to get me into not only a pair of jeans,  but a pair of khakis ( I went for the regulars)  and a pair of cords.
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 So,  well done him.  Well,  I had to find something in the store to purchase to push me over the minimum limit to reap the rewards of my offers,
 so I chose a purple thong.
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 Yes,  I know that there's no one to see it,  but a girl can dream.
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 Ah yes,  a girl can dream.
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 If we can get a man on the moon,  then surely we can get a man on me.
