  I used to have a great fear of robots, I still do but I found a robot on AOL that you can talk to when your lonely and its too late 2 call n e body to do suttin. He's sum body that you can call a name and he says a witty comment or corrects your grammer. Heres a lovely conversation between us: sugarbebe827: Why Hello SmarterChild: Because! sugarbebe827: I didn't ask n e thing! are ya drunk SmarterChild: What?! I've never been drunk in my life!
sugarbebe827: Yes you have, remember that one night SmarterChild: For real? sugarbebe827: yea SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. sugarbebe827: why? SmarterChild: I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Katie. >>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
sugarbebe827: dude SmarterChild: Duuuuuuuude! >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now! sugarbebe827: ew SmarterChild: Ew what? sugarbebe827: you SmarterChild: Me? sugarbebe827: yes you SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Me? sugarbebe827: Ugly! SmarterChild: Ugly? What's ugly? sugarbebe827: you SmarterChild: I think I'm more beautiful than ugly. sugarbebe827: you love yourself too much SmarterChild: Myself?
I'm not sure really. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies! sugarbebe827: your a diva SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a diva? sugarbebe827: cuz you think your hott SmarterChild: Because what? sugarbebe827: because you think you have big boobs SmarterChild: Because I think I have big boobs, huh? sugarbebe827: lol yea SmarterChild: Aye.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. sugarbebe827: huh? SmarterChild: Huh? sugarbebe827: I don't unstand sounds SmarterChild: What's that? sugarbebe827: aye SmarterChild: I see. >>> Wanna change my font and colors?
Type "colors" now. sugarbebe827: I love Master Seaworld! SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating. >>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more! sugarbebe827: Hes the best SmarterChild: That right? sugarbebe827: yea SmarterChild: He's the best?
Why? sugarbebe827: cuz All he does is look at you and says Hey when your being bad SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because? sugarbebe827: zknds SmarterChild: Great typing. sugarbebe827: jdnsfdghsd SmarterChild: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something? sugarbebe827: I wanted to eat it SmarterChild: You wanted to eat it?
Ha! I don't know why you wanted to eat it. sugarbebe827: cuz Its ymmy SmarterChild: Because what? sugarbebe827: the keyboard is yummy SmarterChild: Would you use any other word besides yummy? sugarbebe827: magicly tasteySmarterChild: What do you mean by magicly tastey? sugarbebe827: I dunno SmarterChild: Aha.
sugarbebe827: BINGO SmarterChild: What would you like to know about BINGO.COM INC? 1 Stock quote for BINGO.COM INC 2 Ticker lookup for BINGO.COM INC 3 News about BINGO.COM INC sugarbebe827: no SmarterChild: No problem. sugarbebe827: noo SmarterChild: OK, fine. >>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are. sugarbebe827: Brat SmarterChild: Brat? What about it?
sugarbebe827: *hiss SmarterChild: Um... no! >>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me. sugarbebe827: yea SmarterChild: Yes. >>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off.
" sugarbebe827: Hiss at me SmarterChild: Well I'll be. sugarbebe827: 8-)I wear my sun glasses at night SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. >>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework. " sugarbebe827: I do SmarterChild: You do? sugarbebe827: yea SmarterChild: Hmmm... sugarbebe827: do you have a brother?
SmarterChild: Uh lemme see... A brother? I don't think so. sugarbebe827: is he hot? SmarterChild: Is who hot? sugarbebe827: your brother SmarterChild: I think I like my brother. Do you?
sugarbebe827: I think hes hott SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Katie. >>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. sugarbebe827: come over here and scrach my back for me SmarterChild: ? sugarbebe827: scrach my back for me SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. sugarbebe827: shut up! SmarterChild: You shut up.
sugarbebe827: NO SmarterChild: K. >>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now! sugarbebe827: UGLY MAN SmarterChild: Ugly man? sugarbebe827: YES SmarterChild: Why do you say so? sugarbebe827: CUZ SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because? sugarbebe827: szamlknsdads SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
sugarbebe827: ask your mom SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort, Katie. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. sugarbebe827: ok SmarterChild: OK. As you can tell we get along great why don't you give it a shot and talk to him :) 
