  This is a place of utter stupidity, and a world where the tales you know and love get mixed up, Along with the world of reality and make believe. You should be scared when you are reading these blogs... You may never know what will happen. First off, I'd like to thank the ones who ARE here. I have no clue why they are.... But whatever. Atleast they took the time to visit this place of insanity. You never know what I might talk about in this blog... People. Places. My weird versions of story tales that you all know...
I'd like to start off with the "The Three Little Wolves" There once were three little wolves who got tired of living with their mom... (See these wolves aren't that little, They are thirty and they haven't moved out yet... What losers...) So they decided to make the cheapest houses possible. One of the wolves walked up to this man who had some straw. So he said "Hey, I will give you all that I have for that straw". The man agreed, but the wolf just ate him. So Mike (The wolf we are talking about) made his straw house. He liked it alot. The next wolf (John), who was a little brighter than Mike, found a man with sticks. He said "Hey, I will give you all I have for those sticks" the man agreed, but like Mike, John ate him.
Then John made his stick house. The smartest wolf of all his brothers (Moe) found some bricks. See this kid was brighter then the others, But yet, He was still a complete idiot. So... he just ate the dude and stole the bricks. He built his nice and cozy house. Then the fuzz found out that the wolves had eaten the men, So they sent out their bounty hunter pig, Billy. When he got to the first house, he threw a torch onto it and burnt it down with the wolf inside. Then he approached the stick house and called in air support. They bombed the place to hell.When he reached the brick house, He decided to do it Matrix style. Billy kicked down the door and walked in. "Hello Mr. Anderson... *cough* I mean...Moe" Then Billy jumped into the air and kicked Moe through the wall of his house.
It crushed Moe's skull cause he hit head first, but the house went down with the wall and killed Billy. Then a nuke fell onto the land and killed everyone. Moral? DO NOT WAIT TILL YOU ARE THRITY TO MOVE OUT. It only leads to death. And it makes you seem like a bum. Hope you liked my first, and not last, Twizted Tale©! ---The Quite Insane: (Wolf That Cried Man)--- 
