  I'm sippin' expresso and mentally preparing for my first round of golf of the year. I can only hope it isn't a bitter experience.
I like golf because it's a game where no matter how bad you are, all you have to do when you make a mistake is yell "Fore" and all is forgiven. Imagine if we could extend this principle to real life. I pitch a bad story at work and as my boss levels a cool stare at me as I shout, "Fore". I try to strike up a conversation with an interesting girl and she gives me the aloof creeped out look.
Instead o slinking away I just yell Fore, and she's like "fair play, this must be your first time playing. " So here's hoping I only have to yell fore while I'm golfing and definitely not while I'm making my dad BBQ bacon wrapped scallops and tiger shrimp for fathers day. Later. 
