  I was spending another fun evening with my new female friend when I had a revelation. I don't have any good stories. Just in case, if there is an uncomfortable silence and a need for some fun, I would like to be able to tap into a file cabinet of stories and find one perfect for the occasion. I cannot do that. I can only complain and try to fathom a quick and dirty story to appease the crowd.
So, going forward, I will try to remember all my stories, mostly boring and Rated G, and write them down in the blog. Now, I will have an archive and be able to become a storyteller. Like that guy in "Big Fish. " I haven't seen "Big Fish" so don't know if that is right. See, I could have had a story about the time I went to see "Big Fish" with a bunch and friends and how after the movie we went to **** and saw **** and did ****. Stay tuned. 
