  The Unseen Forces' Blog FAQ v1.0 Who are you? I am Unseen Forces, the owner of this Blog. I am a sadistic, painfully blunt, sometimes absent-minded, and strange individual. I may be borderline psychotic sometimes, but that's perfectly normal... isn't it? Elaborate. Posthaste.
Fine. My name is Dylan Williams. I am 13 years old. I live in upstate New York, which is full of rednecks. You do know what a profile is for, don't you? Hey, I know you!
I'm going to tell (Name) what you said about them! Bite me. And while you're at it, perform some sort of self-mutilation. It entertains me. (In the rare case that I use actual names, go right ahead and tell them what I said. I don't care.
) How should/can I contact you? Again, this is what a profile is for. Read it for more details. Ha ha. Homestar Runner sucks. DIENOWPLEASE. 
