  Today I went to the Kmart. I was astounded. THEY SELL FIREWORKS RIGHT IN KMART!! I was yelling and cheering like a Delaware hick.
Of course, this is where I should mention that I am afraid of fireworks. But I did purchase some sparklers and some bang snaps for Brittany to play with when we get home. I'm sure when they run my bag through the xray machine at the airport everything will get confiscated. So I go down the next aisle, THEY HAVE BOOZE!! I started yelling and cheering like a Delaware hick again.
At this point the employees are laughing at me. Out loud. They have beer, wine, anything a person could want. Warm or cold. I could live in this Kmart. Why doesn't Delaware have Kmarts like this? In Dover we only visit Kmart if we want to either shoplift or get beat up by the ghettomongers. That's it. I'm running for governor. The first thing I'm gonna do is build Kmarts like these all across the state. Look out Martha Stewart!!
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