  I remember when I first brought it home. So small, it's cute little circuits, innocent little buttons and not to mention shinier then my old one. I just had to love it. Got it all set up and cozy in my office, then pulled my eyes out in frustration every other week trying to get the stupid thing to work. No, we're not talking about a toaster (that's another entry for another day}, we are talking about my computer. Although my current computer's service was short (I only got it in December), it seems to be on it's death bed... literally.
All the fond memories we shared, playing TSO... and um... talking in Yahoo, making insane signatures for Stratics etc etc... it always gave me trouble. I don't think I will miss it! Perhaps I will stamp "good riddance" on its forehead and send if off to some boot camp to get it in shape (har har har). Ok, so I'm just pissed at my computer, its being a jerk. Maybe I forgot our anniversary... or it's birthday? WHO THE HELL KNOWS!
I could blame this all on the computer... but I must take some responsibility. I tried my best, I guess that wasn't enough so the computer has shunned me away, "jdfkahsdakihdkjahd.dll required, please restore" is just its way of saying, "Let's start seeing other people. " Bitter sweet rejection... After I gave it such a nice home! Ok, I'm done with weird ranting; My computer is broken, for how long I cannot say! I can't even get passed the start up screen! It's really awful!
I thought I would post something here since I probably wont be logging into TSO or Yahoo, or anything for that matter as much, which can be expected when your computer can now be outrivaled by a key chain flash light for entertainment. Hey, at least I can make shadow puppets with that, the soft blue glow of an error screen just doesn't provide enough light to capture the depth of my characters! Maybe I will get a real life now... maybe just maybe... Oh, and someone tell the Nayrooduh he can have my computer now! (I bet he says, “Bah! ") Anywhoo, I will still check in from time to time by hijacking others computers (like right now), but until I get my computer working again, and at this rate it will probably be days, you will not be graced with my presence often. So please console each other and mourn me as much as you see fit!
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