  Did I mention the mother at school who obviously can't drive safely and then why the F*** is she driving a great big four wheel drive? Seriously I wouldn't trust her to push a pram. Which she will be doing soon. Poor Baby. I mean it, Poor Baby. And then there's the one about the massage client who repeatedly arrives fifteen minutes late for appointments and then has the nerve to comment on "oh that was only a 50 minute massage!?".
Stupid woman. No wonder her hair is cut so badly. She probably does the same thing at the hairdressers. I had to go racing to the children's school to take them a freshly prepared and heated lunch. No, this does not mean I am an extra goody good mother. It just means that I wasn't getting it together terribly efficiently this morning.
I was running a few minutes late (refer to stupid woman in above paragraph who kept massage client number 2 waiting while she took forever to get her shit on and get out). You should have seen the children's faces. You'd think I hadn't fed them in a week. And the teacher in Divine Girl's class....gave me that look...and I just wanted to say "Oh shut up, you don't know"...but of course I didn't. C is coming for dinner tonight. I have been racing around shopping for exotic ingredients (obsessive compulsive disorder - it has to be just that much better, ya know??).
Why am I doing this? I like him and all but I don't know if I want to be seeing him. And if I am seeing him, what am I going to do about A? And should either of them know? I think not. After all, I'm only sleeping with one of them.
It's just dinner tonight. Why am I so compelled to make everything so damned special?? Bloody hell, he should be taking me out to dinner. Oh, that's right. He has already. Oh Goddess, please let this day get better.
Surely 2.00pm in the afternoon is not too early to put some vodka in my juice? And you know what else? I am going to wear my pink velour trakky daks tonight with my ugghies and my white hooded top. I am not going to wear makeup (I don't anyway) and I am not even going to put on perfume. I usually have candles lit around the house anyways (old habit from wiccan pagan running around naked on full moon nights phase of my life) but I will make sure it does not look like I have a seduction planned. The trakkies and the ugghies should make that pretty bloody clear.
Oh and the nerdy ugly girl glasses. And maybe I'll throw the ocelot ears in for good measure. What do ya think??? Oh and for those of you who are wondering (pfft..noone but do I care? ) the menu for tonight is: Atlantic Salmon with a garlicky peppery lemony crust served on steamed asian greens and with baby potatoes tossed in BUTTER - (yes that's right Jenny Craig I said BUTTER) and freshly chopped herbs from the garden. And on the side will be bowls of Greek salad and freshly baked dinner rolls.
This will be accompanied by an unwooded Chardonnay from the Barossa Valley...not sure which one yet so will chill a couple... Desert will be apricot/orange/cinnamon pastry parcels (made by yours truly) served warm with whipped cream...from a spray can....lol. After that I want to put my feet up and fall asleep in my chair. Oh and Divine Boy and Girl are having a mid week stay with their dad. Gotta run, next door neighbour is coming up the drive...shit, shit, shit.... 
