  I never thought I'd say this, but there is no place like home. It's not so much my home I missed on my week-long hiatus from home, but my room, or rather, my "womb", as it has been aptly named.
I spend hours upon hours in here, doing "God knows what" (the parents). I actually spend it here, on the computer, like a loser. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, so I'm going to stop and save myself the grief of scratching my head thinkin' "What the hell am I talking about? " ***END TRANSMISSION*** 
