  I am writing on behalf of a friend that we will call,Peg Prinner. For the past few weeks Peg has been feeling like she's settleing for less when she dosen't seek all that much in the first place. All she wants is someone to be a friend, share her values, not completely unfortunate looking and possible relationship. Peg recently had a run in with a man at work and while they were talking he just TOOK IT OUT you know, IT! Now I'm asking, what do you do there? Another who doesen't mind being otherwise MARRIED, one who thinks that a Roll In The Hay is what defines a relationship. I could go on,but I'm about to hurl. What we need here is advice on wherther or not to ever leave the house again or WHAT?
Where does a girl go to find a nice man that in NOT a FREAK? Settle is the wrong word to use here , because Peg is NOT choosing these types of encounters, they just seem to cross her path all the time. Another example of a FREAK; This guy is a real peach. He rides a Harley, governers lawn care at a golf course, pretends he's swinging a golf club while talking. I had to finialy say "Could ya just stop doing that" and he takes Valium with pot for the ultimate effect.
Now this guy said I was beautiful and asked me out. My response was "AHHHHH Never" and to this he said I hurt him. Did I say he was a real Peach! HELP!!!!!!!!! Direct your advice to the comment section of this post. Sick on Seminary 
