  -- "I don't beleive in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every colour, race, or religion.." -- Al Brown, Rock 95 (Radio station) -- Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. -- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -- You can't scare me. I drive a school bus! -- My family puts the "FUN" back in dysFUNctional. -- Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! -- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? -- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -- Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. -- I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! -- Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!
-- I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. -- Not all men are fools...some are dead! --No matter where you go, there you are. Huh? --My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right! -- I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait! --"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.". --"The decision is maybe and that's final! " --"Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.". --"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.". --"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. " -- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. -- FACT: No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
-- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. -- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.. -- Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.. -- Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.. -- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.. -- Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend -- The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind! -- My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.. -- Your jealousy is my energy, ever wonder why I am so hyper? -- My stepdad says the only way around dealing with idiots is to become a lesbian, but I'm not that desperate.... yet. -- Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower. -- "I can see you with a candle, burning orange lady bugs with fangs in one hand, and writing greusome deaths for people named Tessa on paper with the other hand" -- Tessa -- "I'm not scared... but my inner child has run away in terror and is threatening to jump off of the coffee maker... funny thing is, we don't have a coffee maker. " -- me, on an insane day!! -- "Bachelorette Number One is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away..." -- the magic mirror, in Shrek (You just gotta love that! Really!! ) -- "And then people look at you weird and say 'what the hells wrong with YOU? ' and I'll say 'nothing's wrong with ME, what the hells wrong with YOU!! " -- Jenni, who else?? -- "If less is more, think about how much more more will be..." Jezmine, whom has undoubtably said this with a possessed, glazed look in her eyes while discussing CHEESE with me on the phone.
Oh, yes, and I enjoy spelling her name wrong. -- "I was trying to drive my Car! Those... Things, were in the way! " "Um... Those things are pedestrians..." -- Me on a hyper day -- "Beauty is only skin deep... Attitude runs to the bone. " -- I forget. -- "It's not school! Winnie the Pooh was right! It's SKULL!! " -- me on an insane day. -- "I don't wanna get hit by a car! I wanna get hit by a TRUCK!! " -- me, on (yup, you guessed it,) yet another insane day.
-- "Never underestimate the power of stupid people, especially in large groups. " -- everyone -- "Never underestimate the power of a blonde, especially if she's smiling.." -- Jenni's version -- "I'll stab your back if you'll stab mine..." -- Tessa -- "I saw a leprechaun! He told me to burn things!! " -- Ralph, The Simpsons -- "The truth is.. I sold my soul for a truck" -- Gun, Angel -- "What, your soul wasn't worth air conditioning?
" Fred, [Winifred] Angel (after Gun's revelation) -- "I'm a bitch? Yeah, I know. I say it, my friends say it, my mom says it, my teachers say it. So stop wasting my time and get over yourself, okay? " -- me, in a good mood. -- "i was sitting there, wondering why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer to you.
then all of a sudden, it hit me. " -- Jasmine (The Oreo of Love and allmighty CHEESE lord) -- Britney Spears: Slutty bitch whore American muggle pop singer. -- "If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? " -- my little sister. -- Like all plots to take over the world, Barbie was hatched, not born. -- "I'm going to jail, lookit me! " -- Nobody's perfect, but I'm so close, it's scary! -- Oh, I'm sorry, did I look interested??
Let me try again... -- I'm not a bitch, I just don't like you -- I do what the voices in my head tell me to. -- I kill the ugly people! You're next! -- Save a tree -- eat a beaver! -- Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Never knock on Death's door -- ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. -- Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos -- My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth -- that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally -- but I didn't want to upset him. -- Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- One by One the penguins steal my sanity.... -- I plan to live forever... So far, so good. -- One night, I was lying in bed looking up at the stars, when suddenly I said to myself, "Hey, where the hell did my ceiling go?
" -- I think all the stars are salt, and God's gonna' eat us all... -- Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it? -- We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. -- Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherf*ckers. -- whoever told you that your not good enough... is a fucking liar and should be struck down by a fast moving truck in some freak accident where it comes through their bedroom wall and runs them over in their own room while in the middle of having almost amazing sex -- If you're naughty, go to your room, if you want to be naughty, go to mine.... -- Friends don't let friends drink, and bring home ugly men.
-- I like to spell marshmellow with an "e." It makes them seem docile and demure, when actually they are flaming infernos of death. -- Silence is golden...but shouting is fun! -- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Think of 3 friends. if they are okay, you're it. -- An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!! -- I know you think im cute....i kno you think im fine....but like the rest of the guyz....take a number and wait in line.. -- We are the people your parents warned you about! -- EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwords -- nobody's perfect therefore i must be a nobody -- You always stop to stare, Why not just take a picture?¿? -- I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing -- WHAT YOU SEE IS NEVER WHAT YOU GET. -- Insanity is just anger put to good use! -- Love can conquer anything - Except for my fist -So before i take a chance on you - I gotta make sure you aren't here - just to get me pissed - So if your gonna get with me dont break my heart - So then I wont have to tear yours apart -- I don't lie, my mouth does it for me.
-- i told my dad i stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter !!!! -- In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light! -- BACK OFF! You're standing in my aura! -- I think that butterfly is looking at me... -- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -- Before you live by the "eary bird" policy, figure out whether you're the bird or the worm. -- Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse... -- Can i get directions to you heart, I'm kinda lost in ur eyes. -- Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all! -- I love rainbows, I love rain, I love you and... um, i forget the rest, but I think you're hott... these are not mine i found them on some one's profile at faNFICTION. NET. you guys should check her out nayanya, she's a great writer. so mall the credit goes to nayanya for finding them. i'f she's reading this i love your homepage and your an awsome writer. Later Dayz Be Safe 
