  [WARNING: This post has an adult content and may be offensive to some people. ] I always wanted to tell this story. Perhaps you have seen adult XXX magazines. Perhaps you even peeped inside (out of nothing more but sheer curiousity, of course). If you did you might have noticed that somewhere on the first few pages (you surely did not venture to read the rest of the pages) there are letters from the readers of the magazine and answers to these letters. These letters are from men writing to the women whose photos appeared in the previous issues of the magazine. Of such letters that I have seen, most may easily compete for the first prize at the competition for the dumbest literary composition.
However, one letter was quite remarkable in its ingenuity: Dear ----, Like the cum that settles all around me, I have found a new home. The waifs and whores that used to give me shelter are all as one to me now. Walking across the living room I take my oh-so-tight pants off. Laying beside you, I look into your eyes. Sweet ----, with your still lake-eyes so blue, don't you know my lust for you? You ... you must groan in your own special way, and I would like to help. Marry me, Duke If this does not make sense to you, please read the title of this post.
But this message apparently made sense to the girl to whom it was addressed, for she (or somebody else, who acted as her representative), made a following straightforward reply to it: Dear Duke, ---- on me, I love new ---- and right now I'm all alone. I'll make you whine and moan too and give you a ---- something special, if you like. ----, ---- it right in my ... [etc etc] Lovely, lusty poetry from me to you, ---- 
