  urlLink B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB B3TA CHALLENGE We want you to take inspiration from the wonderful Heath Robinson and make the most complicated machines to perform the simplest of tasks. Post your wonderful creatons on the messageboard. .. (Beau Bo d'Or, Fri 23 Jul, 12:52, More) this took far too long to do and i'm wondering why i did it in the first place. hey ho. and such a bad pun too *edit: ooh fp, tanjooberrymud (MrHaze, Fri 23 Jul, 12:29, More) Fluffy was beginning to wonder if she'd got it right she'd been waiting for ages... (trumpet, Fri 23 Jul, 12:26, More) damn roads pictorum (The Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Jul, 11:57, More) to you! to me!
cfb ta! perfect considering the day we're having more stuff btw, i'm being made redundant. well, in the way that my company is being dissolved. anyone got any jobs? bit of writing, bit of web stuff, photoshop, flash? ps, barry is really paul's dad (new_matt, Thu 22 Jul, 11:55, More) ian duncan manbear //: put back on after i thought someone wanted me to get rid of it :P ://edit: thanks for the fp!!
(the_man361, Wed 21 Jul, 23:18, More) . Bignify and another (Undulating_tentacles_of_love, Wed 21 Jul, 23:01, More) Right i'm jumping on.... woo for Orange Ackbar Wednesdays! woo for my first FP! tank yoo! (monkdagola, Wed 21 Jul, 22:55, More) The robolts are after your nuts ! (oCo - 98% unsure -, Wed 21 Jul, 22:47, More) stunt ahead (monkeon, Wed 21 Jul, 13:41, More) B3ta Newsletter 144, out now - full of clicky gay goodness.
You have to see Jonti's new thing, the scary council freaks and the curiously gentle Nazis. Yay. found by rob Google bombing is the art of buggering with Google to force a search term to become associated with a site. B3ta regular Fraser wants your help to make google return his lovely animation about Damon Albarn if you search for "cunt". UPDATE: We have success. Searching for cunt now finds Damon.
But don't give up linking. We need to keep him there so keep up the good work. Oooh and now we can send those emails out saying 1. Type cunt into google. 2. Press I'm feeling lucky.
Huzzah. found by rob B3ta Newsletter Issue 143, out now - a packed issue this week. You lot have been busy monkeys. Best bits? Anal Seepage song, Burnt Faced Super Hero and a great polictal broadcast from a horse. found by rob Too tall for the frontpage - this lovely picture by Nobby Nobody consumed 11 sheets of A4, three biros worth of ink and three weeks of night shifts...
Check it out, it's smashing. found by tomsk B3ta Issue 142, out now - this week we've got a cat falling out of a tree (sounds dull but it's a must see), a penguin game of sublime genius and dog that sucks his own cock. BTW: The last bit is a lie, but we can dream. found by rob B3ta Newsletter Issue 141, out now - A fantastic week for b3ta stuff: We've got a webxercise vid, a confused sexuality quiz, 1000 drawings and also the return of the Bit Torrent TV section. Run, don't walk, to the link above and get clicking. found by amygdala B3ta Newsletter Issue 140, out now - what a wonderful week.
We've got donkeys. We've got cock-happy fuck sluts. We've got big, big love for these links of woo. Get to it click-monkeys. found by rob B3ta Newsletter Summer Holiday best of, out now - featuring some of the best stuff b3ta people have made this year. BTW: We better mention this touching Reagan Tribute as there would be little point in saving the link for next weeks newsletter.
We hope to be running one for Maggie Thatcher shortly... found by rob B3ta Radio Wank Stories, torrent up - we're starting to stick up the radio shows as bit torrents / MP3s. Last week we were enjoying your stories about wanking and had CCC in for a chat. Full instructions on how to download available via the linky. found by rob B3ta Newsltter Issue 138, out now - got some good stuff this week. Fine pictures of otters, an animation made by kids with learning difficulties & the your wonderous stories of self abuse. Huzzah.
Read it and weep. Tears of linky spunk champagne. found by rob Rob Manuel's stuff back up - one of our servers went down for 4 or 5 days meaning that people couldn't find (what I like to think of as) my finest contributions to the betterment of man such as Female or Shemale, Name That Beard and Hey Hey 16k. They're all back now. And boo-sucks to the porn sites that were immediately on our case wanting to host Bukakke. You mucky pups.
found by rob B3ta Newsletter 137, out now - Huzzah. This week is fantastically strong week for B3ta contributions. We've got kitten on a motorbike from Rob& Joel, New stuff from Weebl, a great squirrel band, a sky diving game, a game from Monkeon. Fuck me - it's packed. And it rocks. Forget everything - this is what you should be looking at.
found by rob B3ta Newsletter Issue 136, out now - this week we've got celebrity swearing, a bloke filling a water pistol with petrol and a monkey masturbating with a toothbrush. PS. We're telling fibs about the monkey. Read it though. It might just change your life. found by rob B3ta Newsletter Issue 135 - out now - featuring Damon "I'm a fucking cunt" Albarn, new stuff from rathergood and b3ta and some suprisingly Welsh golliwogs.
Huzzah for it all - for all is good. found by rob Newsletter 134 is out complete with beautiful matchstick animations, double entendre travel reviews and a whole lot of poo. Go read it in all its lovely goodness right now. found by rob 8bit nostalgia pop video - Did you use a Sinclair Spectrum in the 1980s? Then you have to see this flash video. BTW: Normally we'd wait for the newsletter before sticking this out, but we're too excited to hold back.
found by rob PacManhattan. Play real-life PacMan on New York's streets this weekend - brought to you though the magic of mobile phones, Wi-Fi internet and custom software. found by Fraser B3ta Newsletter 133 - out now. Woo. Featuring a bloke getting waxed (ladies - you need to see this), another bloke fucking a Range Rover, and new stuff from Weebl with some chap with ginger hair being shot. Huzzah.
This is better than sex with crack whores. found by rob B3ta Newsletter Issue 132 - huzzah. What could be better than a big fat newsletter on a Friday? Join us. Click the links. You'll never turn back.
found by rob B3ta Newsletter 131 - out now - featuring bukkake and skateboarding dogs. Huzzah. Oooh and as a little experiment you can talk about this weeks newsletter on this thread on our board. found by rob We run a free weekly B3TA email reporting on the coolest stuff on the net. -------------------- THIS WEEKS HEADLINES -------------------- * * WEEBL - HIS CATCHIEST TUNE YET? * * GAMES - FRIDAY GAME SPECIAL * * HUMAN ZOO - THE STAFF OF HARROW COUNCIL READ LATEST ISSUE Wilf Lunn Wilf Lunn is a British national treasure and creative genius.
We tracked him down and asked him pointless questions, only to find out the dangers of Dairylea Triangles and what girls get up to in the Hippodrome toilets. 
