  Okay, so I was looking through a variety of spa "menus", each offering up various rejuenation packages, shiatsu, zen, each catering to a woman who needs to have a reason to be pampered. I hate that woman, I need to be pampered constantly and with due spoilage! I need a woman doing my nails on each hand, two handsome men at my feet doing my pedicure, a glass of champange in hand as I get my facial, and in the end I want to feel like a kitty who got her cream.
If I want to be all zen, I will finda hill and meditate, not spend good hard cash to pretend like I am all holistic. Sure, there are times when you want to buy a new yoga mat, or you run out of green tea chai.. but plu..leez.
I am not going to the spa to get anything more than spoiled and pretty. The experience of being spoiled and pretty is all the zen I need in that moment, and if I need a mood alteration.. thats what chanpange is for. I am not going to the spa for spirtual enlightenment, I am going there because I know I am a goddess and I deserve to be treated and whorshiped as one. I am going to the spa to be adored and to experience adulation, not to find inner peace. 
