  ~ Aw HoNeY i GoT a RuNnEr In My PaNtYhOsE~ SiLLy Me i* M nOt WeArIn AnY pAnTyHoSe! PrEtTy WoMaN~  ~
SoMeTiMeS tHe ThRiLL oF sOaRiNg HaS tO BeGiN WiTh ThE fEaR oF FaLLiNg~  ~ iF yOu JuDgE PeOpLe *  YoU hAvE nO TiMe tO LoVe ThEm~ MoThEr TeReSa~  ~
sHaKiN mAh BoOtY *  MoViN mAh HiPs *  MaKiN u DrOoL * n*  LiCk YoUr LiPs *  BeT nO oThA gUrL cAn TeAsE yOu LiKe ThIs~
 ~ i* M nOt CrAzY MaLyNn i* Ve JuSt BeEn In A bAd MoOd FoR fOrTy YeArS! StEeL mAgNoLiAs~  ~
aN aCtOr* s A gUy *  WhO *  iF u AiN* t TaLkIn AbOuT HiM *  hE AiN*
t LiStENiN~ MaRLoN BrAnDo~  ~ fRiEnDs ArE fRiEnDs UnTiL oNe LiEs So ____ tO yOu i SaY ByE bYe ByE~  ~ NeVeR LoOk DoWn oN sOmEoNe UnLeSs YoU aRe HeLPiNg ThEm uP~
 ~ iT iS oNe oF tHe bLeSSiNgS oF oLd FrIeNdS tHaT yOu CaN aFfOrD tO bE sTuPiD WiTh ThEm~ RaLpH WaLdO EmErSoN~  ~ iGnORiNg GiRLs iS nOt ThE aNsWeR!  ~
i Am WhO i Am ToDaY bEcAuSe Of ThE cHoIcEs I mAdE yEsTeRdAy~  ~ n*  ThErE yOu ArE *  HoLdInG hEr HaNd * n*
 i* M LoSt *  TrYiNg To UnDeRsTaNd.  ~ FoR eVeRy MoMeNt YoU sPeNd AnGrY *  yOu LoSe SiXtY sEcOnDs Of HaPpInEsS:
 )  ~ i* M iN LoVe WiTh ThE oNe MaN i CaN* t HaVe~ n*
 i HaVe ThE oNe MaN i CaN* t LoVe~  ~ i LoVe HiM o YeS i Do *  He* S fOr Me *
n*  NoT fOr YoU *  * n*  iF bY cHaNcE yOu TaKe mY pLaCe *  i*
LL tAkE mY FiSt * n*  SmAsH YoUr FaCe!  ~ MiRrOr MiRrOr DoN* t LiE tO mE *
 TeLL mE wHaT u ReaLLy SeE~  ~ JuSt WhEn YoU tHiNk ThInGs CaN* t GeT wOrSe. ThEy Do.  BuT i*
Ve LeArNeD LiFe iS LiKe HoUr gLaSs SaNd.  SoOnEr Or LaTeR eVeRyThInG HiTs RoCk BoTtOm *  BuT aLL yOu hAvE tO dO iS bE pAtIeNt * n*  wAiT fOr SoMeThInG tO tUrN eVeRyThInG ArOuNd AgAiN~  ~
LeArN tHe RuLeS. tHeN bReAk ThEm~  ~ i ThInK iT* s WeIrD i LoVe YoU *  i ThInK iT*
s WeIrD i CaRe *  i ThInK iT* s WeIrD i WaNt YoU *  wHeN yOu DoN* t EvEn KnOw I* m ThErE~
 ~ CaN i GeT dIrEcTiOnS tO yOuR hEaRt?  i* M KiNnA LoSt iN yOuR eYeS~  ~ JuSt BeCaUsE tWo LiPs HaVe MeT iT dOeSn*
T mEaN tWo HeArTs HaVe JoInEd~  ~ YoU* rE sO hOtT yOu CoULd MaKe ThE DeViL sWeAt!  ~ ThRoUgHoUt LiFe,
 PeOpLe WiLL MaKe YoU MaD* DiSrEsPeCt YoU, AnD TrEaT YoU bAd.  LeT GoD dEaL WiTh ThE tHiNgS tHeY dO,  BeCaUsE hAtE iN yOuR HeArT WiLL CoNsUmE YoU tOo~  ~
GoD cReAtEd A rAcE *  PeOpLe CrEaTeD rAcIsM~  ~ a LiFe WiThOuT LoVe iS nO LiFe aT aLL~ EvEr AfTeR~  ~
If U dOnT LiKe My ApPlEs* DoNt b ShAkiN mY TrEE* Im NoT AfTeR Ur MaN~ BuT HeS aFtEr Me* So If U wANt Ur MaN ThEn KeEp HiM bY Ur SiDe* CuS If He GeTs On mY tRaiN Im GaNnA GiVe Em*
A RiDe!  ~ iN tHrEe WoRdS i CaN sUm Up EvErYtHiNg i* Ve LeArNeD iN LiFe * iT gOeS oN* RoBeRt FrOsT~
 ~ i WiSh i HaD tHe GuTs tO WaLk AwAy FrOm WhAt wE hAd *  bUt i CaN* t BeCaUsE i KnOw YoU wOn* T cOmE aFtEr mE * n*
 ThAt* S wHaT hUrTs mE tHe MoSt~  ~ WhAt DoEs ShE hAvE tHaT i DoN* t?  ThE oNLy ThInG i CaN ThInK oF iS YoU~
 ~ mE?  i* M sCaReD oF eVeRyThInG!  i* M sCaReD oF wHaT i SaW *
 i* M ScArEd oF wHaT i DiD *  oF wHo i aM *  bUt MoSt oF aLL i* M sCaReD oF WaLkInG oUt oF tHiS rOoM * n*
 NeVeR fEeLiNg *  ThE rEsT oF mY wHoLe LiFe *  ThE wAy i fEeL WhEn i* M WiTh YoU~ BaBy~ DiRtY DaNcInG~
 ~ iF iT wAs sUpPoSeD tO fEeL gOoD *  tHeY wOuLdN* t CaLL iT a CrUsH~  ~ Do YoU eVeR sTiCk YoUr ArMs OuT *
n*  sPiN * n*  sPiN rEaLLy FaSt?  WeLL *  ThAt*
S wHaT LoVe iS LiKe.  SoMeThInG iNsIdE oF yOu TeLLs YoU tO StOp BeFoRe YoU FaLL *  BuT fOr SoMe ReAsOn YoU jUsT kEeP gOiNg.  YoU hAvE tO kEeP yOuR eYeS fOcUsEd On SoMeThInG *  oR yOu* LL gEt DiZzY~
n*  YoU jUsT MiGhT FaLL~ HoPe fLoAtS~  ~ TwO tHiNgS aRe InFiNiTe~ ThE uNiVeRsE *
n*  HuMaN sTuPiDiTy * n*  i* M nOt EvEn SuRe AbOuT tHe UnIvErSe~ aLbErT eInStEiN~
 ~ iF i cOuLd ReAcH uP aNd GrAb A sTaR fOr EvErY TiMe YoU mAdE mE sMiLe *  i* D hAvE tHe EnTiRe NiGhT sKy In ThE PaLm oF mY hAnD~  ~ iF aT FiRsT yOu DoN*
t SuCcEeD *  sKyDiViNg Is NoT fOr YoU~  ~ tO tHe wOrLd YoU mAy Be OnE pErSoN *  bUt To OnE pErSoN yOu MaY bE tHe wOrLd~  iF yOu*
Re NiCe YoU cAn CaLL mE sWeEtiE *  iF yOu* Re SwEeT yOu CaN CaLL mE hOnEy *  iF yOu* Re HoTt YoU cAn CaLL mE tOnIgHt!  MuAH~
 ~ nO mAn iS wOrTh YoUr TeArS * n*  oNe WhO iS wOn* T mAkE yOu CrY~  ~
WhErE aRe YoU fRoM * pLaNeT LoSeR*  oH aS oPpOsEd tO * pLaNeT LoOk~ aT~ mE!
 LoOk~ aT~ mE?  ~ GuYs ArE LiKe StArS *  tHeRe ArE MiLLiOnS oF tHeM *
 bUt OnLy OnE cAn MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe~  ~ dRiVe CaReFuLLy *  90%  oF PeOpLe iN tHe wOrLd ArE cAuSeD bY AcCiDeNtS~  ~
a PeAcH iS a PeAcH *  a pLuM iS a pLuM *  a KiSs iSn* T a KiSs WiThOuT sOmE tOnGuE *  sO oPeN yOuR mOuTh * n*
 cLoSe YoUr EyEs * n*  GiVe YoUr ToNgUe SoMe ExErCiSe!  ~ WhEn YoU cAn CaLL mE bY mY nAmE * n*
 NoT mY gEnDeR *  wE cAn TaLk~  ~ a KiSs bLoWn iS a KiSs WaStEd *  KiSsEs ArEn* T KiSsEs UnLeSs ThEy*
rE tAsTeD *  KisSeS sPrEaD gErMs * n*  GeRmS aRe HaTeD *  sO KiSs mE bAbY i* M vAcCiNaTeD!
 ~ GuYs ArE LiKe oLd CoUcHeS~ yOu DoN* t ThRoW oNe OuT UnTiL tHe NeW oNe* S yOuRs!  ~
fRiEnDs ArE AnGeLs WhO LiFt uS tO oUr FeEt WhEn OuR WiNgS hAvE tRoUbLe ReMeMbErInG hOw To fLy~  ~ AsHeS tO aShEs *  DuSt tO dUsT *  LiFe iS sHoRt sO PaRtY wE mUsT!  ~
AdViCe iS wHaT wE aSk FoR wHeN wE aLrEaDy KnOw ThE aNsWeR bUt wE wIsH wE dIdN* t~  ~ DoEs mE bEiNg A BiTcH hAvE aN eFfEcT oN yOu?  ~ YoU dOn*
T LoVe SoMeOnE bEcAuSe ThEy* Re BeAuTiFuL~ tH eY* rE BeAuTiFuL bEcAuSe YoU LoVe ThEm~  ~ i*
M a GoOd oLd SoUtHeRn BeLLe *  MeSs WiTh Me YoU* LL gO tO HeLL~  ~ YoU* rE nEvEr GiVeN a WiSh WiThOuT aLsO bEiNg GiVeN tHe PoWeR tO mAkE iT cOmE tRuE~
RiChArD bAcH~  ~ iT* s VeRy HaRd tO bE b~ B~ bRaVe*
sAiD pIgLeT~ WhEn YoU* rE OnLy A vErY sMaLL aNiMaL!  ~ i* M LiKe A BuTtErfLy *
 PrEtTy To SeE *  hArD tO cAtCh~  ~ SwEeTeR tHaN hEaVeN *  hOtTeR tHaN HeLL~  ~
NeVeR LeT iT bE fOrGoTtEn *  i Am tRuLy SpOiLeD rOtTeN~  ~ AmErIcAn By BiRtH *  sOuThErN bY tHe GrAcE oF GoD~  ~
sTrUtTiN oUr StUfF *  sHaKiN oUr BoOtiEs *  mE * n*  mY sAa GiRLs ArE LiL qTs!  ~
YoU cAn CaLL mE a GoDdEsS *  yOu CaN CaLL mE a QuEeN *  bUt ThE bEsT nAmE fOr mE iS tHe HoTtEsT pRiNcEsS yOu* Ve EvEr SeEn~  ~ MeMoRy LaStS fOrEvEr *
 NeVeR dOeS iT DiE *  tRuE fRiEnDs StAy ToGeThEr * n*  NeVeR sAy GoOdByE~  ~ CrImE dOeS*
nT pAy *  BuT tHe HoUrS aRe GoOD~  ~ tO eRr iS hUmAn *  To FoRgIvE iS dIvInE~  ~
We R tHe PeOpLe OuR pArEnTs WaRnEd Us AbOuT~  ~ i NeVeR fOrGeT a FaCe *  BuT iN yOuR cAsE i* LL mAkE aN eXcEpTiOn! GrOuChO MaRx~
 ~ i* M sHoWiN oFF * n*  ShAkIn MaH bOoTy *  CuZ nO OnE cAn ReSiSt ThIs SeXy CuTiE!
 ~ i HaTe ThE wAy YoU TaLk tO mE * n*  ThE wAy YoU cUt YoUr HaIr *  i HaTe ThE wAy YoU dRiVe My CaR *  i HaTe iT wHeN yOu StArE *
 i HaTe YoUr BiG dUmB cOmBaT bOoTs * n*  ThE wAy YoU rEaD mY mInD *  i HaTe YoU sO mUcH iT mAkEs Me SiCk *  iT eVeN mAkEs Me RhYmE * i HaTe ThE wAy YoU*
rE aLwAyS rIgHt *  i HaTe It WhEn YoU LiE *  i HaTe iT wHeN yOu MaKe Me LaUgH *  eVeN wOrSe WhEn YoU mAkE mE cRy *  i HaTe iT wHeN yOu* Re NoT aRoUnD *
n*  ThE fAcT tHaT yOu DiDn* T CaLL *  bUt MoSt Of aLL i HaTe ThE wAy i DoN* t HaTe YoU *  nOt EvEn cLoSe *
 NoT eVeN a LiTtLe BiT *  nOt EvEn At aLL~ 10 ThInGs i HaTe AbOuT yOu~  ~ LiFe iS LiKe A rOsE wAtCh OuT fOr ThE PrIcKs~  ~
iS yOuR DaDdY a FiReMaN?  bEcAuSe YoU mAkE mE tUrN rEd * n*  Go WoO~ WoO!  ~
To Be A sTaR yOu MuSt sHiNe YoUr OwN LiGhT *  FoLLoW yOuR oWn PaTh *  AnD dOn'T wOrRy AbOuT tHe DaRkNeSs FoR tHaT iS wHeN sTaRs ShInE bRiGhTeSt!  MoRe LAtaH!  luv.  .
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