  All I need is not a whole lot when you look at the big picture. In order to meet my goal (and don't "they" always tell us we need goals?
) i just need a butt wad of money. I know what you are thinking (I am a little psychic). You are thinking "yea, don't we all?". But you are wrong. If most people had a butt wad of money (including you, yes I am talking to you) you would just tinkle it away. I however would do great things, like quit my job, and like...get a bigger TV, and yea, I would probably help the homeless somehow. But just giving them money is not the answer, I mean come on, they'll just spend it on smack and booze. I am still working on that one. Anywho, I don't have children, and am average smart. I wear 5 dollar 'pluma' shirts from Sam's Club for goodness sakes! I would invest the butt wad wisely, so as to 'live off the interest', which if you have not guessed it already (not psychic), living off the interest is my goal.
Remember "they" tell us we gotta have them, and I cannot think of a more noble and and less hostile goal to have. Just think about it, there would be one less person out there bitching about life. Now, couldn't the world benefit from one less person bitching about something? So, for world peace's sake, for the homeless's sake, send me money! 
