  Well things have gone from bad to worse. Amy (the roommate from hell) is coming home this evening.
The back injections will stop until next week so from hell (literally) aka Palm Springs she will come stomping into the house war paint and all. Yes folks the time has come and the tension has begun. I can already feel my heart rate going up and my body temperature has already reached 100 degrees!
This is what this 34 year old woman does to me. See this is the first time I have ever lived in a roommate situation (and my last). My boyfriend and I thought it would be nice to save some money in the pit of dispair aka Orange County. But noooooo, we got more than we bargained for, and I know she's only here for about a week and gone for a month, but a few days is all I can stand of this woman.
As soon as she gets home she wants to hang out, have us cook for her, take her places, go with her places. She tells us what she expects done around here, and I am like WTF??!!!!! And when she isn't here she's constantly calling and reminding me of things I need to do (which I am already fully aware of mind you), and these are my personal responsibilities which don't EVEN concern her, HELLO!!
I already have a mother thank you! So anyways she's coming...soon. I have already made plans to go somewhere tomorrow...shit, and the next day and the next. I realize she's just a 30'something single woman with no life and no friends to speak of and that's just the reason why she wants to butt into my life, but NO!!! If I needed a caretaker for my life I would ask for one but I am perfectly capable of taking care of ME!!!
(breathes) And she calls herself INDEPENDENT, on the contrary, Matthew and I are actually trying to comprehend her living on her own EVER!!!!! Yeah, can't you tell I just love my roommate. See she use to be my boss at my old work, but than work closed on us (it was a MOM and POP's bookstore). And we were left with nuthin, and so she gets this great idea for us all to move in. Well than when we moved in...you start to see "the change", oh yeah, it always happens.
They become who they have always been, just the person you DIDN'T want to see. So anyways hopefully soon she will be moving to that God-Forsaken land known as the desert. It's less humid out there and better for her back...well honey don't expect me to help yah move out when the time comes. I literally helped you move in, you find someone else to move your ass out! Oh and by the way...don't let the door hit yah on the way out! Okay I have vented...it it feels good. Ahhhh... > 
