  Tonight's the night, my big date with fellow blogger and male pretty club member, Dave. What's that you say? A date? But Jen, your married and Dave is your sis-in-laws boyfriend!!! Not to worry dear bloggers, it's not what you think. While this date may involve lots of alcohol, removal of clothing, some sweating, a little hot wax and possibly some screaming, it's totally innocent I swear. Perhaps I should start from the beginning. Over the weekend I was witness to an event that had me second guessing Dave's membership in the pretty club. The event was shirtless Dave. Was it the lack of breasts, you ask? Nooooo, we don't point fingers at little breasted club members because I really hate being pointed at. It was the hair on Dave's back that had me ouisting him from the club. Pretty club members just don't have hairy backs, it's simply not allowed.
So, in order to insure his membership, Dave agreed to let me wax the offensive hair off. To prepare for this event, I went out last night and purchased the finest wax that Harmon's had to offer, then rushed home to find a subject to practice on. Hubby would not allow me anywhere near him. Even the promise of some "Sierra Lima" couldn't convince him to give up some leg hair, so I had to move on to someone else. An inspection of Laura turned out to be a dead end as she proved to be quite smooth, although she did offer to let me use a bikini test area. Sorry Laura, I'm not hitting that my first time out of the gate, I'm thinking practice is in order before I'm ready for bikini area hair removal. Luckly, just as I was contemplating giving Rair a smaller set of pantaloons, my friend Stacy showed up and offered me her lip to practice on. I spread the hot wax on the little blond fuzz she called a moustach, rubbed the piece of cloth over it and just ripped away!
It was actually quite fun and Stacy didn't even flinch. Of course, I'm pretty sure the baby fine hairs on her face came off easier then the hair nest on Dave's back will, but it was good practice just the same. So, wish me (and Dave) luck tonight, I'm sure it will be a story to tell tomorrow! 
