  This is what is going to make me rich so that I can stop sitting in traffic 3 hours a day to go to a job I used to like but has since sucked the life and joy out of me.
A book written by me and Laura teaching people how to be pretty. It's a fairly simple concept. If you belive you are pretty, then you are, no matter what the rest of the world thinks of you. I think the number one rule to being pretty is to always have someone to help you when you don't feel pretty.
For example: I got pulled over and the cop gave me a ticket. I went home to Laura and told her that I didn't feel pretty because the cop didn't let me go. Her reply: "He must have been a real dork in High School and he had a crush on a pretty girl that looked just like you, he asked her out and she broke his heart.
Now he is bitter and resentful seeking his revenge by pulling over pretty girls and giving them tickets. " Thank you Laura, I feel pretty agian!! So keep your eye out for this book, Laura and I will work hard on it so that all women can be as pretty as us. Well, maybe not AS pretty but close enough. 
