  If consistency is right under cleanliness, which plays second fiddle only to Godliness, than I have fallen from the triune. Of course, I was never that cleanly anyway, just ask my mother. I have now returned from my summer of fun and boyish shirking of responsibility in my super hero band to my ordinary life as the mild mannered husband and currently unemployed packer of things.
Everyone can now rejoice. The summer was great, my life has taken one more step towards further completeness, and now it is time to move towards other things. I do hope a few of you are still out there to read this, as I know that when someone neglects their website or blog for too long, I eventually tune out. Please...for the sake of my ego...TUNE BACK AND REPENT! I have a few things coming up on the blog that I've been pondering. They are sure to make you laugh, cry, make you angry, make you happy, and most of all, make you a better person.
That's what we're all about here in the fastlane! So, please, let me know you still care. Post a comment below, and strap your seatbelt in for a barage of blogs that will knock your socks off. P.S.-now that I've hyped this thing up so much, I must produce. I'm nervous. 
