  Howdy everybody, You may remember a month or so back, I had a nasty kite boarding accident, and got a hefty gash on my forehead. Well, the cut cleared up good enough leaving a mark in its place. I figured this was just the remnant of the healing process but a month later, it is still there. I have a scar. Just like Harry Potter. Dude. After close examination, I realised that it was in fact glowing. Balls of energy started emanating from my finger tips and before I knew it, I was fighting the forces of evil. Then a letter came through the post, delivered by a sparrow. I thought this strange that it wasn’t an owl.
Cinema had tricked me. It was an invitation to the local Wizards school. However, I turned it down in order to carry out my life long dream of becoming a World Dictator. Then I changed my mind; I wanted to be like Hulk Hogan. Alright, I made that last paragraph up. Except for the Hulk Hogan thing. He’s cool; he was in Mr. Nanny. ---(Still waiting for more ideas for a goodbye note)--- 
