  Howdy Everybody, Tomorrow, two very important things will happen: Thousands of kids my age across Britain will recieve their exam results The online vote at channel 4 will begin. Yep, not only will my questionable intelligence have been judged and sent to national statistics to prove how many people have failed English, but my creativeness will also be judged by the general public.
Yes, that sound you hear really is the sound of my nails being bitten beyond existence. Hold the phone though! I have just written an angry email to the folk working for Channel 4 because they have made a terrible mistake. Instead of using my final storyboard, they have re-used my original concept (you know, the one I have publicised to hell over the past few months). Everyone else has got theirs up and running in time, but those cretins have ignored me! On the bright side, you can still vote for me urlLink right here , just look for "A Baby and A Teddy Bear".
You have to register so that you can only vote twice, but I'm sure no one would mind if all of you suddenly had a brief spell of multiple personality... urlLink CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!! Ah yes, the blatant canvassing continues. I would feel guilty, but the others will be doing exactly the same. How about you tell everyone on you're email address list to vote for me. Just tell them to swing by here and click on one of the links like urlLink this one , or maybe even urlLink this one .
There is very good news. One of the twenty finalists missed the deadline, so my chances have increased to 1/19. Yay! Then if I don't get picked by the public, I still have a 1/6 chance. Even bigger yay! Anyway, I'm going to bed so I can get up early to await the postman. Just one more thing... In case I forgot: urlLink VOTE FOR ME RIGHT HERE!!! Toodle Pip! 
