  mir·a·cle n. 1. An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God: Miracles are spontaneous, they cannot be summoned, but come of themselves (Katherine Anne Porter). 2. One that excites admiring awe. See Synonyms at wonder. 3. A miracle play. I like kids. I really, really do. It is most likely because of this that I want nothing to do with spawning any of my own.
I'm quite fucked up enough thank you, no need to pass that on to another human being if I have the choice. Besides, I like spoiling them and then sending them home to their parents while I get liquored up and bang naked whores bent over an arm of my couch. Or watch Star Trek marathons and beat off to Seven of Nine. A little thing I like to call Freedom of Choice.
So you'd think there wouldn't be much for me to get bent about when I read urlLink this post . Don't' get me wrong, I really enjoy reading The Outpatient. But remember the urlLink few things I truly loath? Yep, this is one of them. Most people associate a miracle with Gawd, which is reflected in the dictionary. And we all know what a huge fan I am of Gawd so that is the first thing that grates on me. It's bad enough that Gawd gets all the credit for anything remotely good that happens in life, but people, please quit with all the every day miracle crap.
Breeding humans is no more miraculous than my ability to take a shit. If you think babies are miracles from Gawd, slip on over to urlLink skippy's and get a load of the fine specimens Gawd is doling out miracles to. I'd hate to worship a Gawd that careless and irresponsible. Hell, it isn't even awe inspiring .
There isn't a living thing on this planet that doesn't have the ability to reproduce. What is so amazing that the species at the top of the food chain is able to do the same? Guess what ladies and gents? We all have the ability to pop out little versions of ourselves. I could rant about this some more but I need to go take a sh--I mean, "awe inspiring miracle. " 
