  My dearest friend Catherine sent me one of those email surveys, so I decided to post it, and although I realize urlLink The Hearn just did this...I'm going to continue and do it anyway, but in a not quite as sexy way as he did it... 1. What is your Full name: IMP III, Esq.,DMD, MD, 2. What color pants are you wearing now: You're supposed to wear those to work! BAH! 3. What are you listening to right now: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...it's the air conditioning you perv...hmmmmmmmmm 4.
What are the last 2 digits of your mobile phone number: stalker ;-) 5. What was the last thing you ate: A wee lil' muffin with cinnamon and a cup of coffee... 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Crazy Cyan 7. How is the weather right now? Hot and sunny....in my pants...that I forgot to wear to work.
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: "shake that thing, miss henna henna" 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Her smile, hair, and eyes, I'm big on the face, right before I stare at her...OO PS! 10 Do you like the person who sent this to you? I have known her for most of my college career and she knows my sexual history better than myself. If I said I didn't like her she would have more black mail on me than Chelsea has on Mr. Clinton.
11. How are you today: I'm ok, how are you!? What the hell, a talking survey? 12. Favorite Drink: Lime Juice 13. Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Just spike my lime juice please 14.
Favorite Sport: I like a lot of sports, am I good at them, probably not enough to compete with anyone other than a paraplegic 15. Hair Color: Down town Brown 16. Eye Color: Frank would be jealous.... 17. Siblings: urlLink I'm lucky 18. What do you do for a living? I sell things that go in teeth...not pubes 19.
Favorite Month: It depends on which one buys me a better gift... 20. Where do you call home? SlowerLower! 21. Last Movie you watched: Eurotrip with Destiny, she's a cracker, but at least she's finally getting laid, and enjoying it! 22.
Favorite Day of the Year: One in the month that refer to #19 23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? HAHAHA, "shake that thing, miss henna henna..." whatcha doin' later baby, wanna, "shack up? " ;-) 24. Summer or winter: I think I'm a summer, but my cosmetologist says I'm totally an autumn 25. Chocolate or Vanilla: Smeared on me or you?
26. Hugs or Kisses: please? 27. Do you want your friend's to write back? nah, just come have a beer with me, that would be cool 28. Who is most likely to respond: I only have like 2 people that read this, so if you read my blog, and I don't know about it, or I didn't make you come here, just post a comment, that would be swell... 29. Who is least likely to respond: Probably Ronald Reagan 30. Living Arrangements: I'd love some, let me know!
31. What books are you reading? I'll answer this truthfully, because it's interesting, "The Koran" 32. What's on your mouse pad: I hate this question, but I love you all! 
