  Ugh. Some weird conspiracy involving other towns plotting my demise...Some deadly anti-Santa Rosa ninja crime syndicate is trying to hunt down every Santa Rosa resident and destroy them. Yesterday it was Sebastopol and now it seems the ninja syndicate rules Napa with an iron fist as well. 90% of every place of business was closed by 1:30, including the "comics stripped" show, which we( urlLink Shawn , Silvanie and I) drove all the fucking way to Napa to see, all the while being incinerated by the merciless sun...Bah... Swift death to Napa/Sebastopol and all who reside in those wretched towns. 
