  Well, I suppose my titles aren't really all that clever anyway... but that's all the more reason to let you insert your own!
Surprise surprise. I went to football practice yesterday to find as sign on the door saying that we had no practice, and would not until monday. I, of course, was utterly crushed. Perhaps in my little time off I can plot something. Something... evil. Oddly enough, it was quite sunny outside earlier and thundering quite a lot. I was going to concede that thunder isn't really a verb and make a joke about my frequent use of ninja as one, but I looked in the dictionary and thunder actually is a verb.
Stupid English language, ruins all my fun. Hm... I find myself at a loss for things to say. I could continue, but anything I would tihnk to tell you would probably be something that I didn't immediately remember because it wasn't very interesting in the first place. So I'll just be going. Good day! 
