  Anchorman is COMEDY GOLD. If you've ever smiled in your life, Jesus, go see this movie. "Their periods attract bears! " "I will tell tales of your compassion. " "I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava. " "It works 70% of the time, every time. " "That doesn't make any sense. " "Mi corazon es en fuego! " "I can't understand you when you speak like that! " Steve Carell and Will Ferrell are geniuses. 
