  It's an inauspicious time to start a blog. My 26th birthday nears (no signs of lover, hubby in the offing), my best friend harps on the "off-blog" nature of our convos (as if her sexual activity were the point of this!
), and I just wasted several prime-REM sleep hours crafting yet another profile (gulp) for the beta version for urlLink Soulmatch — the ecumenical answer to urlLink eHarmony (imagine a UN for religions, with some Yenta at the head). Worst of all, I can't even decide how to organize my material, of which there is much. Do I proceed in chronological fashion? (Much delay will ensue, given my obsessive quest for "historical" accuracy. ) Or do I introduce the men in a by-the-by fashion — as if telling stories to a new friend?
I lean increasingly toward the latter, but have decided to put it first to a vote among you, dear readers. (Yes, there will be occasional lapses into urlLink Victorian tones ... but have no fear. There's lotsa masturbating and urlLink chocolate genitals yet to come -- none of it even mine!
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