  I've spent a decent amount of space on this blog trying to get LARRY PAGE to go out with my good buddy JACQUETTA, These efforts will not cease until Mr. LARRY PAGE at the very least personally contacts my dear friend to tell her why he has been so coy. Get with it LARRY use your brainternet, contact Quetta, go have a cup of coffee and let all of us get on with our lives! Now my friend JAMEE has started reaching out to NASACAR hottie KASEY KAHNE , in hopes of getting his attention. Kasey, if you are out there, googling yourself and come across my blog, let me tell you that Jamee is a great great lady, and she has a smokin' hot bod that you must see for yourself. Vroom vroom! Kasey, don't be a fool like Larry, get with the program...get with Jamee! Just in case anyone was concerned that my emotional needs were not being met, because I have so dedicated myself to the job of getting LARRY PAGE and just recently KASEY KAHNE to take my girl friends out...FEAR NOT!
I am betrothed to a lovely gentleman named Jason. He is just great, sweet, funny and very kind. BUT, there is always room for improvment. By improvement I mean, an upgrade. An upgrade to perhaps.... HUGH JACKMAN . Certainly the universe will find it necessary to put HUGH JACKMAN in my path after all the nice things I do for others. Hey universe, remember that time 2 weeks ago that I let that lady take my spot in line at the grocery store cuz' she had less stuff? Yeah...start turning Hugh my way. So girls, good luck with your Googlebots and blogs, I'm gonna work on Karma! 
