  So, today I was in Left Hand, West Virginia. It's a bit off the beaten path, but the people have great gardens and I mean everybody waved at me as I drove by. So I'm driving and I see this strange little animal bogeying down the road. It wasn't a dog, but it was like a Bassett Hound in that it was mostly feet and no legs.
It was the furriest thing I think I've ever seen. So I asked the woman at the Exxon gas and deli (Hunters Welcome! ) what that hairy thing is that runs so fast and looks like an otter out of water. And the woman (who also thinks that Alabama is the prettiest state, by the way) says, "Oh, that's a weasel pig. " Of course. The weasel pigs. Learn something new everyday. By the by, I think Weasel Pigs is a good name for a punk band.
Also, the woman at the Exxon gas and deli (Hunters Welcome! )says that the Amish make the best cheese. I think it's my responsibility to pass these things along. If you ever get to the Exxon next to Left Hand, they have great burgers. 
