  I swore I would never do this. Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane. Well, I've never really been good at keeping promises so I suppose this is within the boundaries of bad character. I imagine such surprise by my actions should rather be considered expectation. Today marks the beginning of my voice being shared throughout the world. I will not advertise. I don't need to. I will speak my mind and hopefully the few who read and hear my words might be enlightened by my magnificent mind and reason. 
