  Hey. 8| This is me. My eyeballs are glazed over and I'm so bored I'm expressionless. I'm glad to have somewhere to go every day, but I wish I were busier.
I'm sooooooooo sleepy. 3| This is me sleeping at my desk. I could go to sleep here at the computer right now. Even though it's a bit chilly in here. See? I can close my eyes and type at the same time, and in a few minutes I'll just stop typing, slowly drift off, the clatter of the keys diminishing, each stroke becoming laborious, heavy, sluggish, sleeeeepy. Haven't had any caffeine today. Maybe this is the thing. But I need to wean myself off caffeine anyway. It's way too easy to close my eyes at my desk. When did this become acceptable???? So it alternates (in five-second incriments): 8| 3| 8| 3| Then the phone rings, and 8| LA 
