  Ok... I am wide awake.&nbsp; Due to the Dayquil/Sinutab I popped about 6pm (on top of 3 cups of coffee). And what is this I see on VH1? Swingers?&nbsp; They're showing it! It's almost like Skinimax. Get the hell outta here!&nbsp; There's a play by play! How can you get off with another couple while someone from a major cable network is hovering over you with cameras?
Bizarre. Absolutley Bizarre. I'm not into the "lifestyle"&nbsp;. I do however, know people who are.&nbsp; I will of course, for their sake, keep their names out of this blog. Not even a nickname.&nbsp; Initially, when I first met these people, I thought they were just Free.&nbsp; I say Free as in, hippie Free.&nbsp; As in, "Yeah, you see that garden? It's not an Herb garden" its a H.E.R.B garden. "&nbsp; Free as in She doesn't wear a bra, he doesn't&nbsp;believe in politics. Free as in they make their own clothes and love Mother Earth.&nbsp; &nbsp; Blame it on my Pisces nature, my naivity, whatever.&nbsp; I truly just , well, I was clueless. That is, until they hit on me.&nbsp; And THEN&nbsp;I was&nbsp;stuck there, on a couch between Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum,&nbsp;in a&nbsp;sheer panic.&nbsp; They do not prepare you for these moments in&nbsp;school.
&nbsp;&nbsp; Your parents can't really explain it to you, unless of course they&nbsp;too are into the "lifestyle. "&nbsp; Nothing I had ever expierenced in my entire life ever prepared me for being&nbsp;mauled by two people I&nbsp;knew. As I sit here, I'm soaking in this Pop Documentary. It's different, it's interesting, its.... Sex, fluffed up for VH1.
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