  While I just posted the first ever Caption Contest I'm not quite satisfied for the night. There's so much to be seen online and hence so much for me to show you. First off, in my last entry I used the phrase "monkey balls" and it struck me, "Andrew, you've never seen monkey balls, how would you know anything about them? " So I set out on a bold and daring journey to find monkey balls. Warning, what you are about to see is both shocking and disturbing. Viewer descretion is advised. Update (7/18/04): Just to let you know... here's some of the positive feedback I got for this entry. Rachel's profile: Dude. Just because you say the phrase "monkey balls," doesn't mean you have to know what they look like. Those kind of visuals just aren't nessicary. ( urlLink See results. A biproduct of my investigation was this sign in front of a Balinese temple.
This sign really exists. And I took the caption out, cause apparently Steffie was offended, sorry Steff. But that aside. I've begun to realize that this journal, or blog as I guess it realls is supposed to be called, could turn into something. Not something big, but something that people check. I don't mind collecting crap from all over the internet to post here. It's the fact that that saves the reader the trouble of finding that crap themselves. But see, I was just told my a wonderful Ms. Elsie that my website is nothing but " a bunch of crazy people's writing and creepy pictures ".
Thanks a lot, it's good to know people care. Whatever, crazy people's writing is entertaining and creepy pictures also do serve an entertainment purpose. Regardless of that, I have something I'd like to share. A while back a 11 year old girl was harassing a friend of mine online so I harassed her back, not knowing she was 11 at the time. Then her older sister IMed me to tell me that I was harassing an 11 year old. I felt bad and as though the least I could do was leave her on my buddy list for the time. Well, recently she had be talk to a guy she liked just to find some stuff out, and now HE'S IMing me. It's all taken care of, both of them are blocked. In fact, all the 11 year old's that used to talk to me have now been blocked once and for all. But the fact of the matter is, yesterday in conversation Alex, the 11 year old guy, said something hilarious and I'd like to share it with you.
(22:11:48) Alex: a 16 yr old wants to fuck me but im going to wait cuz im im um a little little if you catch my drift (22:12:03) Alex: lol dont tell ne1 But the fact of the matter is, that's hilarious, so I have to tell everyone and anyone. Also, he has no way of seeing hthis and no one he's associated with has a way of seeing this, so there is no harm done is putting it there.
Plus, it's just plain "fall over laughing" hilarious. But the kid has my respect, it takes a lot of balls to admit that one doesn't really have... a lot of balls, and other such things. In conclusion, you know what monkey balls look like, you know the rules on bleeding women and temples, and you know that Alex the 11 year old from Maryland has a small penis. What more could you want? 
