  Shoelaces: Shit bitches!&nbsp; We look hella tight! Tampon: Fuck yeah you do!&nbsp; Orange and black-and-white checkered are sooooooo good!
Shoelaces: Hey tampon?&nbsp; Shouldn't you be stuck up Erin? Tampon: I should &nbsp;be because that ho is bleeding a goddamn river, but she feels that I may spontaneously combust inside her.&nbsp; She also fears that my string could be accidentally set on fire. Shoelaces: But you're nothing more than a 3-inch piece of lubricated plastic!&nbsp; Shit, even MacDougall's penis is bigger than that!
Tampon: I wouldn't be so sure...... Shoelaces: Hmmm, I suppose you're right.&nbsp; But your insertion would go so much more smoothly than the insertion of MacDougall's penis.&nbsp; The plastic applicators that come with tampons are much more comfortable than tweezers. Tampon: Anyways, I don't mind being unused all that much.&nbsp; I like chillin in Erin's backpack and peekin out to talk to you homies. Shoelaces: Awww, you're such a tightass tampon!&nbsp; Oh shit, watch out for that...... :::Technical difficulties.&nbsp; Please stand by::: 
