  Ok, I can sit here and type out my top five movies of all-time and call it an article but that would be too easy. Besides, who’s to say you have the same perverted taste as me? Instead, I will type out an article about five movies which I thought would completely suck but turned out to be very entertaining and great films (within their own genre).
I highly recommend renting or purchasing at least three of these films on a rainy and/or lonely day. This list in not in any particular order: 5. Last Action Hero (1993) From what I remember, this movie did very poorly at the US box office. I was one of the few in the theatre way back in 1993 (I was sick of Jurassic Park) and will honestly tell you I did not particularly like it back then (but I was only 13!).
Last week while shopping at Wal-Mart (it was 7 AM and everything else was closed- DON’T JUDGE ME!&nbsp;:( ) I noticed this film in the $5 dollar bin. It has been the best $5 dollars I have ever spent on a film. It’s cheesy, over the top, and under produced but that’s what the director intended! It’s a parody of films like Terminator and other crazy action movies. This movie stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and is directed by the same man who made the original Die Hard (action classic!). Last Action Hero Memorable Quote: Danny Madigan: You think you are funny, don't you? Jack Slater: I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger. Danny Madigan: Schwarzenegger! 4. Raising Victor Vargas (2002) Maybe it’s the spic in me (we spics can use that word- whitey can’t!). Maybe it was the fact that I can relate to “Victor” a lot. Or maybe it was the damn cute “Juicy Judy” that did it for me but this is one of the sweetest, most sincere ghetto romance flicks I’ve ever seen (granted I’ve never watched any others).
I expect that the star’s main actor, Victor Rasuk&nbsp;will get huge recognition after his next film opens, which happens to star Orlando Bloom. The one good thing about this is that Vic would kick Bloom’s girly man ass to the curb. Word. Raising Victor Vargas Memorable Quote: Judy: Okay, you're my new man... but I'm warning you, don't fuck with me! 3. Memento (2000) I usually don’t buy into online movie hype. After all, who hasn’t been to a message board in the last few years only to see 20+ topics by Newbs on how great Fight Club and Requiem For A Dream was.
It gets old. Memento had a lot of online hype when it arrived in my mailbox (thanks to Netflix) last week. Shit, by the time I had viewed all my other Netflix movies I almost returned Memento without even opening it! Big mistake. Please, check this movie out. I don’t want to give anything away. Memento Memorable Quote: Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember? Leonard Shelby: My wife... Natalie: That's sweet. Leonard Shelby: ...dying.&nbsp; 2. The Passion Of The Christ (2003) There are two reasons why I enjoyed this film.
First off, I am not an Atheist. Second, I am not Catholic. I am not into religion but the story and controversy that the media used as bait…worked. This might be the most beautiful film I have ever seen not to mention the most violent. I will be first in line when this comes out on DVD, and I don’t even have a Jesus Fish on my car!
The Passion Of The Christ Memorable Quote: Judas: Take back this silver. I have betrayed innocent blood. &nbsp; &nbsp; Reservoir Dogs (1992) What else can be said about the most overrated director of all-time? Reservoir Dogs is Quentin Tarantino’s first film as a director and he never again matched the brilliance of this movie. If you’ve only seen this movie, and then watch Kill Bill (his latest), you will be disgusted at just what has become of this director (last seen on American Idol!?!). So give this a try and then maybe Pulp Fiction but stay away from Jackie Brown and Kill Bill for your own good. Reservoir Dogs Memorable Quote: Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
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