  Mrs. Green: No. I don't believe I will come with you to the shops today, dear. I simply haven't the taste for it today. Mrs. White: Oh? Well why on earth not Mrs. Green? This is entirely unexpected as it is an entirely lovely day outside.
Mrs. Green: I simply can't stand to be out at the shops today, dear. I believe I've something better in mind actually. Mrs. White: Oh? And what might that be Mrs. Green?! Oh, how I do LOVE an adventure of some sort!
Mrs. Green: Well dear, I believe I just might make my way to Gramercy Park... Mrs. White: yeessss. Mrs. Green: ... and I'll find myself a nice quiet bench to sit on while I starve myself. Mrs. White: Oh my, Mrs Green that DOES sound marvelous doesn't it! How I would LOVE to join you. You wouldn't mind the company, would you? Mrs. Green: Why not in the least, dear.
I always find it's much easier to starve in twos - don't you agree? Much easier to waste the time together. Mrs. White: How right you are! Shall I pack some of my husbands razors to take along? Mrs. Green: Well, what ever would you do that for, dear? Mrs. White: Why, so we might slit our wrist together Mrs. Green.
After we've starved ourselves thin enough, of course. No one wants to die a WHALE! Mrs. Green: Oh! Of course not! How hideous that would be - to die a huge fat blubbering WHALE! Yes, lets starve ourselves thin enough and then slits our wrists with your husband's razors - I think that sounds best.
Mrs. White: Agreed! I best pack a hair brush for each of us as well then, and perhaps some iodine so as not to make a mess of our Sunday best. Mrs. Green: Oh, that's a fine idea. I would hate for this dress to ruin. You know I paid all of 10 cents for it just two short weeks ago. I would simply hate for it to be ruined for no reason at all.
Afterall, it did cost 10 cents like I said and I can't bare to through money away. Its just so silly isn't it? Mrs. White: It would be very silly - to ruin our fine dresses. Let me bring along some serviettes as well then, just to be safe. Better safe than sorry - that's what my mother always said - and my mother was never wrong. Mrs. Green: Oh yes dear, much better to be safe than sorry.
I believe our mothers might have had that in common. Now we must be on our way dear, if we'd like to be done by sundown, so let's hop too. Mrs. White: Well, why on earth must we be done by sundown dear - Gramercy Park is just lovely after sundown - the evenings are much more peaceful than the busy afternoons - don't you agree? Mrs. Green: Well now, you don't want our poor bodies to be lying in Gramercy Park after evening, dear! Why there's no telling what kind of riff-raff might find us there. There is no telling how they might have their way with two VERY attractive ladies in two VERY fine dresses, such as we are.
Mrs. White: Oh my, that would be terrible - for two such perfectly thin and handsomely dressed women to be taken advantage of. How silly of me not to think of it - you're absolutley right Mrs. Green. Mrs. Green: Yes, it's best if we're all done before sundown, dear. That will allow plenty of time for a nice handsome couple to discover us and get things taken care of politely - don't you agree? Mrs. White: Oh, yes. Perhaps that marvelous couple from 3D who like to walk their newborn after six.
That would be just lovely - to be found by such lovely people. Mrs. Green: Well now, how do you suppose I should fix my hair then? Shall I wear it up since you'll be wearing yours down? Mrs. White: Oh yes, please do Mrs. Green. I would hate for us to be confused. Mrs. Green: Oh, wouldn't that be just awful dear - to be confused for one another - or worse, to be thought of twins?!
Mrs. White: Oh my! My Goodness - you best fix your hair up then, I must agree. Twins! - what a confusion that would cause! Mrs. Green: It would seem we have all we need then, dear. Let's be on our way now - no need to waste the day - I hate to waste the day - it's such a silly thing to do.
Mrs. White: I'll be along in just a moment Mrs. Green - I've GOT to fetch some sunscreen - it would be so silly not to have sunscreen on a day like this! 
