  I can’t get enough of there beer-bellied rednecks who love all big things of life. Basic redneck male: I love my big ol wife, and my big cans of beer, and my big ol truck, and my big trailer. I like to go out to big restaurants like the Copper Slop Bucket and eat big plates of food so that I can work on my big gut. Then I like to go home and drink several big cans of beer then beat my big wife and throw her on my big bed and ravage her big hole. Then after nine big months, we have a big ten pound baby, living in my big trailer, and I’ve become a big waste space and perfectly good oxygen. 
