  So I'm watching the news this morning and I see that the creators of South Park ( I think)  made a political cartoon with John F.  Kerry,  and George W.  Bush singing "
This Land Will Surely Vote For Me"  to the tune of " This Land was Made for You and Me. nbsp;  It was quite hilarious,  and if I can find it I will surely download it at work today.
nbsp;  My favorite line was when Bush said " He gives you flip flop,  I bring you tax cuts. nbsp;  The image of John Kerry was holding a sign that said "
Yes"  on one side,  and " NO"  on the other and was flipping it back and forth. nbsp;
 I imagine John Kerry didn't approve that message,  but he didn't disapprove of it.  & nbsp;  I get an e- mail from this amazing ass clown this morning.
nbsp;  He had asked me a question,  then called in to see if I was lying to him. nbsp;  The idiot that answered the phone didn't know what he was talking about so he told him something different -  exactly what the customer wanted to hear.
nbsp;  So this asshole e- mails me back and says " will the person with the real information please stand up. nbsp;  I was tempted to respond -
 " will the asshole hiding behind his keyboard find something better to do. nbsp;  Honestly,  why ask the same question twice? nbsp;
 If you're that much of an asshole -  please keep it to yourself. nbsp;  I don't have time for you,  and neither does anyone else.  &
nbsp;  So I'm talking to this lady yesterday,  and honestly -  she shouldn't be allowed to use operate a telephone due to the fact that she cannot hear. nbsp;  It's not that she was actually deaf,
 she'd just lost 99 percent of her hearing. nbsp;  The people around me came over to see who I was arguing with because I had to yell everything I said at the top of my lungs to get her to hear it. nbsp;  I kept thinking I should just hang up,  but I didn't.
nbsp;  I kept thinking " I'm doing a good thing here -  I'm taking one for the team. nbsp;  When she finally decided to get off the phone -
 she realized she had called the wrong place to begin with. nbsp;  I'm sorry,  if you are that hard of hearing -  don't use the phone. nbsp;
 I'm sure there are plenty of people around that could help you. nbsp;  Don't waste 30 minutes of someones day only to tell them you didn't mean to call. nbsp;  Perhaps I should have more of a heart and go " oh,
 it's okay,  they're old. nbsp;  I've decided,  I'm not going to wait until I'm that old to lose my hearing. nbsp;
 I'm going to walk around and anytime someone speaks to me directly look at them like they're making up words and say " Huh? nbsp;  Can you imagine that lady driving in front of you in traffic? nbsp;  She'd be driving five miles per hour in the left lane -
 no -  in BOTH lanes and wouldn't be able to hear everyone honking and yelling at her. nbsp;  Well,  I suppose that is all for now. nbsp;
 I'm sure someone will piss me off today so I'll have more to write for tomorrow.
