  I have a chronic pain in my neck. It's gotten so bad that whenever I sit, my collarbone, neck and shoulder blades ache. I thought I may have a pinched nerve, but my mother claims I have some octogenarian ailment like arthritis or bursitis. OK, whatever. First of all, arthritis is an ache in your joints. I ache in the entire shoulder area... not in my joints. And bursitis... well, dammit, I'm just being stubborn on that one. It just sounds old. All I know is, in about a week, if I don't get this taken care of, I'll start looking like Ben Stiller in Zoolander. 
