  Well, the week has got itself off to its usual wonderful start. *sigh* Woke up, and the sunshine has left us - still warm, but raining and over-cast. Which was nice. Got into work, and it started. Miserabl rep, trying to sell me some veyr dull "literary" fiction. "This is Chav Town, madam, are you aware that the only thing people around here read are their giros and z-list celebrity biographies?
" "But this got a fantastic review in the Hamburg Reader... many Germans said they would think about buying a copy! " "NEXT! " After sending the rep on her merry way, I had many dumb customers asking dumb things. "Is this book here, on the counter, that says "FREE SAMPLE" free? " "Where is upstairs? " My reply, as always; "Erm, upstairs. " I went to lunch, and had the pleasure of missing the thieving chavs that came in to steal our DVDs and threaten one of my managers. Scum. They left empty handed, with many "evils" in the staff's direction. Finally, ignoring more dumb customers, at the end of the day as I was up a ladder putting books away, a charming-odoured trampy man was looking around the staff-side of the till!
As I approached, and asked what he was doing, he hurried to the customer side, saying he was looking at our leaflets for Theatre Tokens. THEATRE TOKENS! THIS DRUNK WANNABE THIEF COULDNT EVEN SPELL THEATRE, LET ALONE BELIEVABLY BE A THEATRE GOER! *Sigh* He left, and minutes later we closed the shop and went home, as that was the time and all that. To top things off, on the bus home I had to put up with some teenage wannabe Eminem types performing various "human beatbox" noises all the way home. Joy. 
