  I am not sure if I can do this story justice by writing it but I will give it a whirl.... I am sure her pets are possessed... I should have known she didn't tell me the whole story. When I walked in the house I found the garbage can on the kitchen table & a bottle of Pet-Eze (used to calm down hyperactive dogs) on the counter.
The first three days went well, no accidents no problems... I knew we would have problems on Saturday (refer to earlier posts) So, on Sunday I decided I needed to stay at her house... I tried to sleep on the couch but the birds keep chirping (they began to sound like the dogs) and dogs kept licking me... I swear I am made out of cotton candy - they were licking my feet, my hands and my face. I gave up and went into her bedroom.
Of course the dogs followed. There was some hissing and snarling. Not by me but by the other cat who just had kittens - protecting her young from the slobbering monsters that keep following me around. They got the clue &amp; left the room - I closed the door behind them - thereby locking both cats in the room. I woke up the next morning to the cat scratching at the door to get out. So I dragged my lazy ass out of bed and opened the door for him - I figured it would be a good time to let the dogs out too so that they will have some time outside before I had to go to work. As I opened the door, I found the dogs standing there looking so innocent - Walking down the hallway and I sensed something wrong. I approached the living room with caution only to realize that the dogs have turned destructive. It looked like a cloud had exploded in the room. There was cotton all over the place. After a quick glance at the couches (to my relief) I found they had only destroyed a dog pillow - I yelled a few choice words at the dogs and then let them out... way to aggravated to deal with the mess I went back to bed. Now, let me tell you - I was smelling something funny after I woke up the first time - I thought it was just me, you know, maybe I farted in my sleep or something.
However, after I woke up the second time and I could still smell it - I knew something was wrong. Well, remember I told you I locked the freaking cat in the bedroom - he used the bathroom in the bedroom to relieve himself - needless to say she now has one less towel to wash. Anyway, I got ready for work and then brought the beasts back into the house - Just then I saw the bottle of Pet-Eze on the counter - so, I figured it would be a nice treat for the dogs (and me). I went to work that evening dreading on having to come back to the house to clean up the mess from the dogs and hoping the Pet-Eze worked.
When I got there I immediately locked the dogs out and proceeded to clean the living room from the cloud burst - as I was sweeping up I noticed a hell of a lot of bird feathers. Upon closer inspection of the bird I realized the little f'er was pulling out his feathers. I could freaking see his pink bird skin. Great, I realized when J got home she was going to have a heart attack - the bird would be bald - the dogs dead and the cat sitting in the corner rocking back and forth - repeating the phrase, I am special to someone!
Finally, I was done cleaning up the mess and after a quick glance at the place I figured there is nothing else the monsters can destroy and let them back in. Did I mention there is still one dog pillow left? I woke up the next morning and had an eerie sense of deja vu - minus the cat shit on the towel.
Lo and behold there were no dog pillows left and another great cloud burst. I was mad - It took all of my self constraint to not kick the crap out of them. And the cycle begins - the last thing they destroyed was one of the couch pillows - while I was there and awake. The nerve. I thought they were neutered. Let me finish by saying I am freaking glad this week is over and every pet survived - except possibly frog that I never actually saw - I wouldn't be surprised if it was dead, especially since it was locked in the kids bedroom for a week. Me and the cat were like burglars and used my Players Card to break into the room. ( I locked it after the incidents on Saturday & Sunday) - Never did see the frog. Maybe it was playing hide and seek or the dogs ate it. The week was a lesson well learned - I am sticking to cats. I have pictures - I will post them when I get the upload program to work 
