  Phew, my first effort at blogging. Back to what blogging is about, sheesh. Had a fuspid (fucking+stupid=fuspid) day. Argh!!!! I started of my morning like every other morning. 1.
Maid wakes me up from an orgasmic dream at about, 6.45am 2. Yell at the maid. 3. Sleep for like 2.14 minutes 3. Wake up again, this time by alarm clock 4. Smash the alarm clock 5.
Wake up for good 6. Blast the stereo 7. Brush my teeth 8. Shower 9. Get dressed for school 10. Wait for the car BUT, it was a shittier day today compared to MOST days because I somehow lost the cover of my navel barbell.
Like WTF?! I cannot survive without the stopper because the barbell might slip off and the piercing might close up. So naturally, I called my brother to drop by Bukit Raja after coll. Conversation between Edgar and Edna Edna : Where the fuck are you? Edgar : Coll, why? Edna : I need a fucking favour.
Edgar : What? Edna : I need you to drop by Bukit Raja to get me a cover for my barbell. Edgar : WTF is a barbell? Edna : The thingy used to pierce my navel you ignorant m'fucker. Edgar : I cannot larh, I have to fetch my friend home and he needs to be home early. Edna : KANINA!
FUCKING DROP BY FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES LARH! CANNOT ARH? !#%#*^*&! Edgar : Ahh okay, where is it? Edna: *gives description* (feels a flicker of hope). Fuck you larh asshole.
BYE. 25 minutes later... (car pulls up in front of the house) (bubbly Edna rushes to the fucking door) Edna : Where's my stud? Edgar : Oh shit I forgot Edna : KAN NIN LAU BU! FUCK YOU LARH ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING MORON!
KAN NI NA! Anyway, school was okay today. Had some stupid "prize-giving" thingy for softball but didn't have enough time. Assembly time was extended. Thank God I get to miss like a period of fucking Maths. I hate that constipated bitch who reeks of cheap Petaling Street perfume.
Rushed to finish my Physics PEKA (naturally copied from Hyon Xhi-the jap act). Hahah! Had the weirdest History teacher today. She's a replacement teacher who replaced (duh) my previous History teacher who's in child labour .Anyway, she's a fucking timid teacher. The first thing she did when she came into class was, "Nama saya......" (My name is...) ( Scrambles to the board to write " ZARINA BT. MUDA" ) And when she's happy with the font and size, she stands in front at stares at us.
And there goes the period. Ms. Farina (fucking+zarina=farina). But she's cute. That chubby lil girl look. OhhhhhH! I'M HAVING AN ORGASM!
Mrs. Sundari, my EST teacher wore ORGASMIC shoes today! Sheesh, I'm sure she's the only teacher in school who would appreciate Sergio Rossis. Man, I love her taste in shoes. And somehow, Chee Liang managed to piss AND hurt me royally when I told him about my crush. He said something like, fugly and bitch makes a great couple. Sheesh.
Anyway, ahha, ignored them all the way home. Sorry guys. haha. And i missed my car. FUCKING PEOPLE. TAN MUN FAI, TAN BOON TAT AND GOD KNOWS WHO.
Like, they knew I would be out in time to catch the car yet they did not bother waiting for me. And you're blaming me for being cynical? HELLO?! I can't help it with people like these. Okay, now i have Sunitha to catch or else she'll assrape me with her Chemistry books. Shucks, how do I get away unscathed and un-yawned from an hour and a half of Chemistry tuition? 
