  Alas, HARK, who hath tho' go there? I am back after my short absence.. Due to growing readership (of which I am very grateful!
) I have decided to re invigorate the BLOG.. To tell you the truth I had expected my writings to fall upon def ears.. But my loyal friends (and readers ) have once again demonstrated themselves as the coolest people on this earth by asking for more. From this point forward I SHALL update this at least weekly. I will be your entertainment for the rest of my (and your lifetime).. Guaranteed, signed and cross my heart, swear against my children's graves (of yet there are none.. but soon?
)… Before we get into the meat of my features I am going to rant… <> SEANS RANT- The world is a big and wonderful place.. We are on this earth but a moment.. ENJOY IT.. SAVOR IT… ABSORB IT… and for chrissakes, STOP WATCHING 3+ hours of TV a day.. We all do it..
There are a billion stars in the skies to glare at, a million books to read at your local library, miles and miles of paths to jog.. Yet we watch the same 5 channels OVER and OVER hours on end… Your average American can name more guest appearances in episodes of friends then they can name politicians.. That my friend is SCARY… The TV can wait… call your family, call a friend, walk your dog..
ANYthing, just get out the damn house and away from the TV………. And a side note to this.. Movies and TV are DIFFERENT… Movies are artistic mediums that must have ENTERTAINMENT value to survive. TV is produced wholly by TV executives bent on keeping you around for commercials.. Now I know you are saying but "Sean isn't watching a movie and tv the same?".. No they are not the same.. Movies are short (like 1.5 - 3 hours long) and better movies are usually brainchild's of the directors.. (I personally think it is ok to watch 3-4 movies a week) Good directors will not allow their producers to interfere with their visions.
Most tv programs (there are exceptions to this rule) are run by literally ten - twenty people, all with different ideas in mind. They are long (some series run 30+ episodes per year), boring, not funny and often overdramatic for no reason. That is all, I am done ranting. Please email me and I will be happy to discuss this with you… NOW ON TO THE FEATURES……… 
