  I ponder too much, its official. When i am working i am thinking, when i am walking i mentally wander, it will be the death of me one day. Todays idle thought is the origin of the saying "fuck knows". Who is this fuck who holds such knowledge? where did he come from, where did he go and how exactly does he know so damn much about EVERYTHING?. where are my keys?
Fuck knows. Why is my Pay slip vaguer than a leaflet on alziemers disease? Fuck knows. Why, no matter how hard i conceal my email, does that guy from nigeria ALWAYS manage to track me down? Fuck knows. Why the hell does my car take five minutes to start in the morning?
Fuck knows (though admittably i have a vague idea why too) Why do i never win the lottery yet always win stuff on the internet? Fuck knows. Why am i even writing all this crap? Fuck knows. So why wont Fuck share some of this goddam knowledge?!? Fuck knows, but he sure aint telling. 
