  Application for SAKS HIGH SCHOOL JANITORIAL POSITION : Do you Do drugs? (x) (n) Do you have AIDS? (x) (n) Do you bathe regular basis? (y) (x) How many [crack] babies you support? (1) (2) (3) (4) (+5) (x) (+20) Sex with the principal? (x) (n) Gender: ??? Age: 69 [thats my favorite #, i dont now my reel age] Would you like your lesbian lover [oops] roomate to work with you? (x) (n) 
