  AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! This pretty much sums up my life. I'm not really unhappy, just frustrated and fucked.
(hence the Paxil) Since this is my first blog ever I guess I will tell you the story of Ogrgiss from the planet of Xlplik.. Or maybe not. Perhaps you would rather I stick to the theme and describe my daily life etc... ON WITH THE SLAUGHTER I was born at a very early age ha ha ha ha I love that one.
My wife says then I turrnneedd (sp) into a gorilla. Not quite sure what she means by that but she is sitting right beside me so I will humor her. she is getting abdomon pains right now but she says it isn't period cramps just dull aches that won't come out. Probobly farts. OH I SEE. She said the gorilla thing as I am hairy. wow she comes up with some good ones doesn't she.
Today I did squat. Same as yesterday. And the day before that. You see I am on Paxil. A drug that is given to people (and lab rats) that stops you from going deeper into depression. That depresses me. The side effects include sleepiness, a sense of lazyness, and the inability to CUM ! This is why my wife is a very happy person. I can go for a long time without cumming but that presents other problems such as a raw penis, wife falling asleep during sex, AND SEVERE RAINBOW BALLS Rainbow balls are like blue balls but even worse. To see a picture of my wife's dildo collection click here urlLink Sorry boys that link thing didn't work.
Lets try that again here urlLink I'll have to work on that link. I guess I'll go for now as I am feeling horney and need to jerk off. Sorry if I offended you but if you can't take a joke FUCK YOU! In the next episode you will hear about the time I rescued all the one legged taranchulas from a KFC slaughterhouse......... 
